Is it normal to have a dream in which the TARDIS lands beside your toilet and out leaps Bill Clinton sporting a question-mark sweater vest, Beyonce rocking a glittered fez, and Colin Firth savoring a banana? 

no

but it should be

(Source: flapperorslapper)

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  3. neurophagy said: Define normal.
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  7. i-crush-everything said: It might not be NORMAL… but it is however, AWESOME.
  8. randomcoincidencesdontexist said: I’m sorry “Bill Clinton sporting a question-mark sweater vest” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath for a second.
  9. merlinsister reblogged this from drwhogeek10
  10. frankifoni said: someone watched too much of the oscars….
  11. spoon-shapedharpy reblogged this from flapperorslapper and added:
    I want to be you.
  12. dawnandroid said: Oddly enough, yes that is perfectly normal.
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  14. the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick said: That’s the best dream ever!
  15. mycroft-queenofengland reblogged this from flapperorslapper and added:
    Two nights ago I dreamt that Anderson Cooper was following my friend and I around “stealthily” in Belk’s because he was...

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