It doesnt matter if you believe in God or not, 

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or if you support religion or not. Or hate religious people or not. God still loves you and Jesus died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there stuffing your face full of food and candy to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate Easter if you don’t even believe in God? So stop bashing religious people and grow up. You can say we preach love but don’t practice it. JESUS DIED ON A CROSS FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, assholes.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Harry Potter or not or if you support the Wizarding World or not or hate Mudbloods or not. Harry still loves you and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading the books and watching the movies. Who are you to read the series if you don’t even believe in magic? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about magic but don’t practice it. HARRY POTTER DIED IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST FOR YOU TO PROTECT ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, Muggles.

 It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Doctor or not. Or if you support the Daleks or not. Or if you hate River Song or not. The Doctor still loves you and drove the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re watching the show and blogging about it. Who are you to watch the show if you don’t believe in aliens? So stop bashing Time Lords and fgrow up. You can say we preach about time travel but don’t practice it. THE DOCTOR DIED IN THE TARDIS EXPLOSION TO RESTORE THE UNIVERSE TO SAVE YOU ALL.

Appreciate that, humans.   

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Gandalf or not. Or if you support Frodo or not. Or hate Sauron or not. Gandalf still loves you and Gandalf died to help save Middle Earth.. He died, a horrible death,for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading Lord of the Rings and watching the movies. Who are you to read about it and watch the movies if you don’t even believe in Gandalf? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about Frodo’s journey but don’t practice it. GANDALF DIED AFTER HE FOUGHT THE BALROG TO SAVE YOU ALL.

Appreciate that, big folk humans.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in the force or not, or if you support the Rebel Alliance or not or hate Palpatine or not. Luke Skywalker still loves you and those Ewoks died in the Battle of Endor to help destroy the second death star. They died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making fun of them and watching the Ewok cartoon. Who are you to enjoy those cuddly faces if you don’t even believe in the force? So stop trashing their stumpy legs and grow up. THOSE EWOKS DIED ON ENDOR TO DEFEAT THE EMPIRE.

Appreciate that, free bitchez.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Kirk or not, or if you support Starfleet or not. Or hate Klingons or not. Kirk still loves you and Spock died at the hands of Khan for you. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there watching the series, watching the movies. Who are you to indulge in the spin-offs? So stop bashing Starfleet and grow up. You can say we preach the Prime Directive but don’t practice it. SPOCK DIED IN ENGINEERING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU ALL.

Appreciate that, ensigns.

It doesn’t matter if you believe in Julius Caesar or not, or if you support the Roman Republic or not. Or hate dictators or not. Aeneas still loves you and Julius Caesar died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there eating your Caesar salad and perving over every hot guy who has ever played Antony. Who are you to celebrate the Ides of March if you don’t even believe in Julius Caesar? So stop bashing dictatorships and grow up. You can say we preach the will of the people but we don’t practice it. JULIUS CAESAR DIED IN THE SENATE-HOUSE FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.

Appreciate that, mentulae.

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